• slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Na, pretty sure the second panel should be the CEO quitting so he isn’t around when it all falls down.

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      24 days ago

      When talking about CEOs quitting and getting their golden parachute, I always imagine them walking out of a skyscraper’s open window and casually engaging the parachute and casually drifting away.

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      24 days ago

      Nah, that would be a third panel on both rows.

      Not doing great --> pivot --> cash out

      Doing great --> pivot --> cash out

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      23 days ago

      Or downsizing while things are going well to prove to investors how “lean” he can make it.

      Which of course makes everything but the stock dividends WORSE.

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    24 days ago

    When the rich get bored they tank economies or blow millions of dollars on a 5-minute trip into the atmosphere.

    When we get bored we get drunk and miss That Important Meeting on teams