melroy@kbin.melroy.org to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world · 9 days agoVW introduces monthly subscription to increase car powerwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square148linkfedilinkarrow-up1549arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1541arrow-down1external-linkVW introduces monthly subscription to increase car powerwww.bbc.commelroy@kbin.melroy.org to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square148linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoSeriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoYou guys were offered a blue pill???
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoNo. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoYeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
You wish!
Seriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
You guys were offered a blue pill???
You didn’t get the emails?
No. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
I forgot to check my spam folder
Yeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined