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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Wait... nevermid you're right.

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Wait... nevermid you're right.

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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    “There isn’t porn like that.”

    https://i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

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      “This is the most disturbing porn I’ve seen”

      And you just lower your power level some more and drop the “Yeah…”

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    If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

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      What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

      I Am Legend movie poster

      Shaun of the Dead movie poster

      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

        • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

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            I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

        • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          wait a minute

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    3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

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      But now you can!

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        I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

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    One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can’t call you out without admitting they were lying

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    Oh, you have kids, too?

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