Edit: I didn’t realize that the original meme was using an AI photo, so I replaced it with a real Seinfeld screenshot to comply with the “no AI slop” rule.
Original meme for context:
$14 standard
Also, Jerry Seinfeld sucks ass. Boo him tf out.
Jerry doesn’t respect Palestine or the age of consent.
Nor does Jason Alexander (aka George costanza) - he’s a diehard Zionist
If you pay more then 16 quarters for a car wash you’re getting ripped off for a fancy water show.
The day I have my shit together enough to get it done in 16 quarters…
George would never.
Episode idea:
George gets accidentally charged for the deluxe car wash instead of the standard one and spends the rest of the episode trying to sneak in a free deluxe to make up for it, but gets charged every time. Elaine is dragged into his shenanigans, but keeps backstabbing him to make good with the hot car wash attendant.
Jerry “falls in love” with a customer at said car wash, but doesn’t get her name, and only has her ticket stub mentioning her car model to find her again.
Kramer enlists Newman to create their own car wash service, directly across the street.
Back when I was still on Instagram there was an account that would post fake Seinfeld plots like this, it was one of my favourite accounts on there.
Be careful with some drive thru car washes as the soap can be pretty acidic and cause your clear coat to go bad quicker
That’s why I use delux on the work car and use the company credit card so the problem becomes the companies problem not mine.
ai photo made?
Damn, you’re right. Thanks. I just edited the post and threw a real Seinfeld screenshot over the AI pic.
Its is yes, and I got downvoted for asking, cool.
