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minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoFailed: After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum. You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoUnfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood. Make a constitution roll.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoSave failed. You now live for 60 years instead of 2000. Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWell that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoI heard it was patented Smartfood™
Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.
Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.
Make a constitution roll.
Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
I heard it was patented Smartfood™