Hey you make eggs like me

Whatcha want from me?

Sounds like you were lucky then, because I remember elementary school too and probably every 5th kid did this on the regular. And have you ever dealt with the really young kids <6 years old? They’ll ask for a boost, suck that spout like a teat, and let everything that they don’t swallow run down their neck soaking their shirt, but they’ll be hydrated.

Ya, next question

H-E-triple hockey sticks

It’s a metaphor since tankies don’t seem to exist or make a difference in real life

Ah, they’re trying to get him to shake too

Love your username

https://youtu.be/fK5CLplRIno?si=ePl380K01Kj3Uh1Y

Okay but YouTube suggested videos are genuinely way worse than they used to be. I can’t even fall down rabbit holes anymore. Trying to “curate” the algorithm is like swimming against the current. I can try and try to get YouTube to recommend me live music, but even when I manage to find something, the next video is going to be either a video I already watched yesterday or Rick Beato’s daily rant about the top 40. Every time.

I used to be able to spend hours just browsing, drifting from topic to topic. Now it’s like they’re trying to trap me in a loop of their most profitable videos

…between the branches of government, which the R’s just swept. Add in the fact that the supreme Court just gave the president criminal immunity if it’s “official” (a term they define), and who exactly is going to check and balance?

weke? It’s the Internet, you can say weke

We’re you referencing this by chance?

Some people are gifted like that

It always bothered me that two-face has no pronunciation problems with only half a pair of lips

Also tomato: Because I literally am

Where’s the lifted and stanced pickups on bald rubberband tires?

What’s the sin where you can’t count to 3?

Also not op, it might be a shih-Tzu? Not confident though

No they’re right, they literally just run and jump underwater

Yet despite all these adaptations for life in the water, hippos can’t swim—they can’t even float! Their bodies are far too dense to float, so they move around by pushing off from the bottom of the river or simply walking along the riverbed in a slow-motion gallop, lightly touching the bottom with their toes, which are slightly webbed, like aquatic ballet dancers.

https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/hippo

Honestly that’s scarier to me