See also, using a slim Jim for your fingerprint unlock

My rice cooker is the cockroach of timekeeping. It was unplugged for almost a year and the clock was still on and accurate when I pulled it out of storage.

I like how the background is black with white snow, and the snow cat is white with black spots.

Tastes like pennies!

We love you @mycatjyn!

That is absolutely intentional!! Wow!

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Tweak off the weak!

Is it fair to say that no one is without some sort of addiction?

Thank you

Oof

You rang?

He’s got the look of a repeat offender! Set the squeak toy brigade on 'im!

The only solace I have is knowing that everyone eventually experiences depression. It might not be until they’re old and realize their better days are behind them but it eventually catches everyone. Then they’ll see what it’s like.

Doesn’t help today, but I silently remind myself of their destiny in those situations.

I’m flapergasted

Sounds like you listened to her needs and cared about her feelings 🥹

I wish I was that cool back then 😂