567PrimeMover

When people mention watercooling is this what they mean

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Growing up in the NorthWoods, naturally I’ve seen deer fight. They rear up on their hind legs and kick with their fronts as they come back down. There’s about a 50% chance of a mama doe either doing that, or just running. I guarantee if mama decides to fight you’re not gonna have a good time

They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

I saw a man with a gaping bass hole at the bass pro shops pyramid

Fun fact: It’s a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you’re over the limit.

dramatic music plays over a montage of people sitting in their underwear giggling at memes on their computer/phone

scrolling idly on the phone

“What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!”

“Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to”

That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: “567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!”

And this meme can be easily updated by putting one single “5G” next to the left-hand leg of the bedframe and nowhere else

Do you happen to have hitchhikers thumb?

While you were busy having a girlfriend and going to parties, I studied the link…

While you were playing videogames and going to football matches, I mastered the way of the kishka

You poisoned youre temple with alcohol… meanwhile sauerkraut runs through my veins.

And now that the world is torn asunder and the barbarians are at the gates… you have the audacity to ask for MY help?

I don’t know, I’m scared to go look

A highway is a tube but for cars

A cable is a tube but for electrons

I think this comes a translation/wording issue. They probably mean a “neutral” expression, which is what your comment describes. I’d think of an “unnatural” expression as an exaggerated smile or something else off putting

Kinda want one ngl

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