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That’s what we call an attention getter!

Majestically causing everyone to dry heave during the car ride home, even with all the windows rolled down .

That would be logical. On Liftoff I cannot​ see most domains, or long usernames.

I believe they were referring to sh.itjust.works, an instance with an unfortunate quantity of low quality memes.

This is the logical answer.

Can’t go wrong with Linux Mint. It works pretty much like Windows so there’s little relearning needed.

Well, last time I installed it it was easier than Windows. I put it on my Dad’s computer and it just works with his printer etc.

A suitable metaphor for this would be saying that you didn’t enjoy having to start a Model T Ford with a hand crank so you’ve refused to drive a car ever since. Reminds my of my Grandfather.

That is a most excellent pun. Thank you.