They spent it on groceries then voted for an orange dipshit .

I mean I’m not crazy about inheritance anyway for some reason it gives me the jeebies.

I guess it’s just about the prominence of owning crap but even if I was stupid rich I feel like I could just pay an obscene amount to rent a yacht?

Charity navigator is generally a good source.

If they rate highly there I’ll just search up the organization’s controversies and make sure nothing is currently going wrong.

At the end of the day there’s no guarantee regardless so just donate and feel good about it knowing you did your research.

The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.

Don’t vacation in red states.

Further this is the product of our lone star (out of five) educational system I’m sure…

Edit /s may be necessary to modify the toxic cynicism I have towards this state.

I avoid this problem by putting on “10 hours of The Only Thing They Fear is You”

Even if I fall asleep there’s no restarting, maximum ripping, maximum tearing.

I love setting my auto cruise control and watching everyone flood in front of me to just go the same speed they were going behind me.

The temp gauge on your car s iintended to be in the middle. If it goes up to not quite red, do you pull over? Or rev the fuck out of the engine until it blows up?

America revs that bitch relentlessly news at nine.

Discount? Do you know how hard I had to work to torment those souls?

It’s a feature, the souls keep small rodents and children from congregating too long…

Larry can’t either but with a little few minor changes to his resume he won’t reveal…

Every og Xbox with the unlabeled Linkin Park, SOAD, Korn, etc to the brim. Memories.

They don’t usually dodge by claiming act of God.

It’s more like cutting estimates by 90% and threatening adjuster jobs if they don’t.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-family-hurricane-ian-insurance-payout-accusations-60-minutes/

Damn that’s an oldin’

It sounds insane, because it is, but I take a map of the best Internet and tell my realtor “in here if possible.”

This also depends on life cuz sometimes… Cheap is fine.