AZERTY

I forgot about cake days. My first account was lost to a server that went down but I’m almost there on this account!

The guy lied about a doctor’s appointment to cut in line for hotdogs, so Nathan gets people that the guy cut in line to shame him on the boat.

When you finally get him down to his last bit of HP, and then there is a second phase of the fight.

Every morning when my alarm goes off I play this game in my head.

I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao

Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.

I used to love listening to Chatterbox on GTA 3. Lazlo and the Hispanic guy used to make me laugh like crazy, and now I listen to NPR and podcasts so I guess I eventually learned to like talk radio.

Please this hasn’t been funny in months. Just let it die already.

I bought mine (HL2270-DW) 12 years ago for college. Last week I plugged it in after it sat for several years and printed off some stuff for family with 0 problems. I think it’s only on its second toner as well.

Poor Kim :/

My zoomer coworker said he doesn’t need a tv and I was like wtf.