Must be an English cat

You forgot your sudod

You gotta love the AFPD leaking their own unredacted bodycams footage at the worst possible time. If it went that way in a movie, I’d consider it a bit far fetched of a plot development. That was just pure chefs kiss

Ammon is that you? 🤡

10 it is, then

They taste quite a bit different though.

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Check the figma wireframes, I clearly marked the fields where engineering was to insert the comedy

The design and the UX of the joke is perfect. Making it actually funny is not my department.

Check your mirror

Shots are bristling with ionizing radiation

What’s a Russian gunship doing here?!

My cat turns her nose up at french fries yet apparently many cats are obsessed with them.

“Have u got ADHD?”

First guy is a dead ringer for the evil senator on Stargate SG:1

I’ve had nightmares about being at work in just a towel. Fucking sucked.

I can’t count that high

Two is one, and one is none

Everythings expensive but my labour

It’s so you know if the keyboard is upside down or not.