Chillis are angry capsicums

Balls are meat grapes too

And the presence or absence of pepper and pollen

While waiting to meet his estranged son for the first time in years, Wim Hof decided to get into a public water fountain and give himself an enema on one of the water spraying outlets in full view of the public. Unbeknownst to him, the water pressure had been turned up high, possibly to dissuade him from doing this (it was not his first time visiting this fountain)

The high pressure water jet tore through his intestines like a knife, leaving him screaming and writing in pain amidst the weekday shoppers.

The first time his son saw him in years (he stopt contacting his weird dad because he was unbearably weird), Wim was hobbling up to him, pantsless, water, blood and shit gushing from his anus, while Wim begged him (without even a ‘Hello son’) “I need you to drive me to the hospital!”

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4: “I can help you hide the body if you want.”

Everybody wants Forest Arcos but they keep building Darco Arcos.

Programmers dealing with the timezones of asymmetric period binary and trinary star systems once we go interstellar 💀

Where did all these drones come from? Well, when an Iranian mothership and an Iranian fathership love each other very much…

Can’t miss with a guillotine. No collateral damage

Guillotine never runs out of bullets

JAYNE… The man they call JAYNE!! He robbed from the rich and he gave them what for, our love for him now ain’t hard to explain…

Did… Did I indirectly kill Jamal?

A nice blue book on a hot days is quite refreshing

Direct action > nonviolent protest, got it.

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My life IRL

Hominid

This piece of paper better be getting served caviar and Bordeaux on the plane in a fully reclining skybed for that price