6:30am - Rise and shower

7am - half a granola bar and an oat milk instant coffee

7:15am - commute to work and plan to undermine the capitalist techno-oligarchy.

7:25am - 3-minute sitting meditation

7:30am - Sit down at desk and begin squandering my Labor to the faceless machinations of corporate America

10am - Coffee break - share socialist memes and literature on Lemmy

10:15 - Resume squandering Labor

12pm - Lunch! Soup and bread and a cup of tea. Scour the internet for new leftist blog posts, anti-facist media, and emerging militaristic technology news. Brainstorm field expedient tactics and defenses against said tech.

12:30 - Resume squandering Labor at a reduced intensity

4pm - Home time! Stop along the way to pick up polycarbonate sheets and old PVC pipe from hard rubbish verge collections with which to fashion disposable riot armour and shields

5pm - arrive home. Weld a few more 10mm steel tube caltrops benchies. Catch up on leftist podcast and YouTube channels while soldiering things for stuff.

7pm - Dinner - rice and beans with grilled sausage and salad.

8pm - Blog about new technofacist civil weapons and my progress in building defense designs against them.

9pm - Check inbox for new submissions of data leak dumps of landlord names, addresses, and next of kin to add to the onlyoffice spreadsheet

9:30pm - curl up in bed with my Karl Marx waifu pillow and read a nice book

Soviet union times

Pregnancy

I’ll volunteer, on the Vietnamese side

Did y’all forget about the Zika, Ebola, Bird flu and Swine flus?

All billionaires are shit, but Gates is only an elephants diarrhoea, whereas musk is the sick triceratops’ shitmound from Jurassic Park.

Something something meme seized by the state for redistribution

Classic murphys law.

I make my own out of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate

My fridge just broke down tonight.

I was doing some electrical work and when I flipped the breakers back on it started chirping from its speaker like it was trying and failing to start.

This will be the second time I’ve had to fix this fridge now. The first time, it’s teensy little mains power connector shorted itself out with a loud bang.

I started fixingy own stuff out of necessity, but now I just do it out of spite. I paid good damn money for these things and I’m going to run them till they are withered skeletons, then I’ll strip from for parts and recycle the rest.

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Let him find out the hard way that the demons won

I use a desk phone every day in my office.

“What if Left, but worse and racist?”

His name is Bogdan

Banks had no problem slapping a “Teller transaction” fee on withdrawals when ATMs became ubiquitous, to encourage people to use the ATM for free.

Bold of them to assume I can afford to buy things

You can definitely kill window with windows,it’s just done through the GUI and it’s a messy operation, like killing a whale with a chainsaw.

No preserved root because candied ginger is gross

Free as in climbing