Elon’s?

Dang, is the trail OK?

I’ll have to ask, she worked as a COBOL contractor for multiple banks historically so it might be one of those “who you know” type things. I’ll circle back and reply here if I hear anything.

Oh I see what you’re saying.

Dang, maybe I should learn PHP…

Like, 70% or more of the web runs on PHP. That’s also not going anywhere anytime soon.

My friend’s mom gets called back for COBOL stints at major US banks all the time. I don’t know how long it’ll last, but apparently the list of people to select from and bring in is ridiculously short.

Healthcare in America would change real fast if a precedent for self-defense ended up winning in this case.

Ohhhhh, haha okay.

It takes our eye off the fact that a fascist regime is about to take power in a month.

When did a Pennsylvania McDonald’s get involved before?

Jesus christ that’s…amazing.

I mean, make fun of me if you want, but I saw The Beekeeper in theaters. Maybe not super original but it wasn’t explicitly marketed as a remake or rehash or whatever.

No, I didn’t have a free ticket or voucher or anything, I paid full price for the ticket.

Yes, I snuck in alcohol (they don’t serve).

As a popcorn flick, I enjoyed my 1.5 hours or whatever.

Yes, I paid a stupid amount of money for popcorn, it’s a local theater not tied to any mega corps.

I like how one article said: “The net is tightening,” New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Saturday.

No, I don’t think it is, but keep saying that.

I appreciate you posting this, it was actually unexpected to see to me and was nice to know.

Please please please let this keep other billionaires up too.

And then please let the fears come true.

It sounds like maybe they sanitized the apostrophe to a space and then encoded it

Me too! I so so so wish more places offered half portions. There are maybe two restaurants near me that offer half portions on every menu item and it’s amazing. It is just the right amount and I really don’t mind paying the 50%+$1 price or whatever.

I know you’re joking, but semi-related, I highly recommend the Kuhn Rikon peelers.

Nine?? That’s just ruining REM sleep…damn.

Hope they’re ready to see me naked all day.