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You’re either a heullva lot stronger than me or have a much smaller TV if it’s a handheld device

Funnily enough, taking my glasses off in a dream and still being able to see is how I’ve realized I was I a dream a couple times. Unfortunately I immediately get way too excited at the prospect and immediately wake up every time haha

I make use of that trick a lot, unfortunately it wasn’t a ton of help this time.

No, I frankly don’t have the slightest clue how I did it.

I apparently threw my glasses across the room in my sleep last night. Spent a solid 5 minutes going full on Velma mode looking for them.

The Deep, is that you?

I didn’t know weeb-hipsters existed

The cruelty is the point.

Wow it’s almost as if when there’s a term that actually covers multiple different operating systems, there’s going to be variations in quality between them! Imagine that!

E: sp

This is going off my memory of an explanation I read a while ago, so I could be off on the fine details, but I believe it’s one of those things that devs do indeed have the option to do, the vast majority are just lazy as shit (I’m well aware this is likely a management decision, not he individual devs themselves in most cases) and don’t want to add anything that wouldn’t be useful on both android and ios

That’s a helluva run-on sentence but I’m too lazy to fix it.

You’re more than welcome to buy one of the many phones that comes with stock android without added bloat

Yall really forgot how to not feed the troll huh

You’re never the craziest person in the room is a generally good rule of thumb

I miss my old accord so much.

You stupid monkey!

“You can’t criticize blatant authoritarianism because that would be shuffles deck racist!”

Working overtime to keep that social credit score high I see

Their marketing is just incredibly childish and brash. Doesn’t personally upset me, but it’s certainly never made me want to check out their products.

I promise you the amount I save on my payment + gas is far more than the amount it costs me to rent a truck the very, very rare occasions I need one. The same goes for the vast majority of American suburbanites.

Probably because of just how much death they directly cause