Might have to now

Touché

Milk is for babies and calves. I don’t see other adult animals sucking titty milk

If you like the color green pick linux mint. If you like blue pick zorinOS.

If you really want to use arch as noob pick Garuda.

80% of recommendations will be an Ubuntu/debian child so pick whatever looks good and works. See the first two.

If you really don’t like Ubuntu/deb check out Fedora. If you want a big screen steam mode pick bazzite.