They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won’t be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

Mulled wine here. It’s delicious and it makes me feel medieval-fancy.

There was a time Wally West ripped into him when the League tried to talk to Wally about his kids superheroing. “I’m getting lectures in child safety from a man who’s gone through four Robins?!”

Turnwise and widdershins

That’s 100% Gurgi, from The Black Cauldron.

I name him Panini.

I mean, this but unironically? No one should be seeing homeless people because they shouldn’t be homeless.

You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the neurotoxin dispensers.

I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.

They’re even better raw!

Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder

Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.

Call me crazy, but the fever wank is a great wank. You feel so cleared out, and it helps you sleep and recuperate.

Wait, when did Michael Cera play Chekov?

Jim Rash watching from the sidelines as Bezos?

Are mechanical keyboard people an evolutionary offshoot of dice goblins? They’re both drawn to the clickyclack at the heart of it.

Acts immediately, lasts indefinitely!

“Why won’t anyone think of the paaaaareeeents? Nobody suffers more than me from the problem that I created!”

The Dunmer haven’t been this shook since Red Mountain erupted.