cats don’t hunt roaches

Mine does. I barely squish em myself anymore, I just warn them to get out before the cat sees, and I always find the corpse in the morning.

Mine’s the opposite, I’ve started just warning most bugs I see instead of squishing them myself.

“You better get out of here before the cat sees you, nothing can save you then, and she will find you.”

I save ladybugs, and one time a lizard got in and I saved that guy, but mostly though just the stern warning and I find their corpse in the morning.

We must live in different Americas.

They were also mutated by the same ooze as Daredevil, iirc he fell in it and it blinded him, then dripped from there into the sewer and on Splinter and the Turtles.

I’ll meet in the middle, I collect comics! Suck on that!

(Ok ok I have plenty “real” books too and I actually read the comics not just collect so it barely counts but that’s no fun.)

Just play Kids On Bikes, bout the closest you’ll get.

Ok buddy, have fun at your Nazbol bar, I’m not trying to stop you, you just can’t be surprised you get treated like one if you advertise their instance, it’s only natural. Again it’s not just “some users” there, it’s “most users including the mods and backed by the admins.”

To borrow a quote from Kolank in this very thread:

You might not be an idiot, but you’re wearing a T-shirt that says “I AM AN IDIOT” in bold letters across your chest. Maybe change your shirt.

.ml is that T-shirt. I hope you get the help you need.

Pffft North Korea ain’t Won shit! (Sorry I see a pun I make a pun.)

Back 3y ago the users claimed it did mean marxist-leninist (or rather if we must be pedantic, that the TLD does mean Mali but they chose it because it meant marxist-leninist to them.) They stopped around the time of the exodus (read: they put on a mask to trap unsuspecting redditors) and they’ve ramped back up since everyone defederated hex and grad (my guess, those users created .ml alts specifically to proselytize to the unwilling like Evangelical roaches once their supply to feed their victim complex dried up.)

History for posterity’s sake.

Tbf, guess what the comms I got banned from are, and guess why? Vegan subs, “carnist propaganda.”

I’m just saying, don’t make a post bemoaning “why do people hate vegans” and then ban the guy saying “because they often behave like evangelical christians.” I got kicked out of church for much the same reason, ironically.

Here’s the thing though, you’ll be unable to convince us that .ml aren’t stupid shitheads because we’re here too, we see them too, we talk to them too and share in the experience just like you do, some (like me) going on 3y+ now. You can’t fool us because we experience it firsthand, you can only succeed in convincing us that you don’t see the problem because you’re one of “the problem.”

Well, if literally everyone I’ve tried to get to sign up but it didn’t take are to be believed, it’s the tankies. I try to explain they can use keywords to at least limit it but by then they’re mad about me “hanging out at a nazi bar” and explaining “no they’re really more Nazbols” somehow just isn’t helping my case. Even when they give it a second shot (rare) they quit when they figure out “rule 2 be nice” means “you can’t say anything we don’t like even if you’re nice and we’re going to be insufferable cunts with impunity because our admins are hypocrites that back us.”

I used to, but now my allegiance lies with ʞɹoʍǝɯɐɹɟ.

I’ll still illegally dump my car’s reffuse but at least I have the foresight to grab a trash bag and park by a sneaky dumpster I know to throw it in. Like yeah sure I put one trash bag in your commercial dumpster, but at least I’m not using your cans and making you bag/cart it to the dumpster!

Yeah you can, you just need XMR instead of BTC and the markets have new names.

Yes this is my dog Planetary Annihilator, or Anni for short.

Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in midair?

Hey it’s not nice to call Flo an animal!

Also I’ve never heard anyone say that, cottonelle, puffs, charmin, coke, WWF, Camel, 9lives, and those are just off the top of my head, we have plenty.

Edit: OH, “Anime” lol I can’t read. Not sure Flo counts as anime though, and tbf we don’t have many anime (if we’re talking about Japanese style animation) mascots, but the Brawny lumberjack and Mr. Clean are animated as are many other things.

I know you said no questions, but how many snails are in a mile?