It’s not terrorism, it’s 🌟🌍ecoterrorism🌎🌟

Wash it down with a glass of gender fluid

Well yes, that’s the explanation given for masquerading as a police box from the 60s at all times, chameleon circuits are broken and brakes are stuck on

Imagine dressing every day in green clothes covered in microchips and LCDs and li-ion batteries

MY APES IS GOAN

Saruman the Stinky

Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain

I’m gonna sue my grocery store, they sold me some ham I didn’t like

They’ve been doing that with GTA V since 2013, why change the formula?

No, there’s not enough in the atmosphere

Fusion is now 20 years away instead of 20 years.

I am in that small minority of people who are worse than everybody

You can’t make this shit up

I don’t even know how to properly describe those hands. They look inflated. They look like carrots. Like sausages. Like squeezing a pig into pants

In that case, never check out the rest of the Soulsborne series

FOX actually stands for Fear, Oppression, Xenophobia.

Somebody will figure out how to get past it, even if the manufacturer protests. It’s happened with Iphones, it’s happened with John Deere tractors, it will happen here

Definitely, there doesn’t seem to be many good memes posted on Lemmy overall.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

This gif has more crust than a good loaf of sourdough