In capitalism, the consumer isn’t the target audience. A business exists to make money. The more money you make, the more shareholders you gain, the more the shareholders demand BLOOD!

All Cats Are Bros

The two party system exists to prevent this.

Don’t worry. Amazon will pick it up, ruin the new season, and cancel it again.

Bring it to a Discount Tire. They might even fix it for free. They definitely will if you bought the tires there.

War is peace.

I had a TMNT book that had a recipe for pizza. It was basically english muffins, tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. I made that all the time!

You mean like an RSS reader? Check out FreshRSS. It’s been my go-to since Google’s RSS reader shutdown.

Can’t fire me if you can’t find me!

I believe this should have been posted to c/ShitPost.

It’s never happened. Everyone is saying so. Very biggly.

Except it absolutely has happened…

The invisible perforated line. It tears exactly 0.75" at a time. It’s best to just use a knife.

Soon to be the leading cause of death for 18-20 year olds in your area!

Yeah. THC and caffeine with some occasional hallucinogenics, cool. Meth and stealing catalytic converters; maybe reconsider…

At least you only need a one-way ticket. Your return flight will be at no cost to you. Although the destination is not negotiable.

“That’s defamation.”

“… But you literally said it on live TV…”

Remember, it’s all projection. They know what they’re doing.

Small correction, The Kremlin isn’t hated nearly enough.