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You should see all the human filth on YouTube defending him, and claiming the jury was paid off. Only in your tiny, diseased, kill-billy minds.

I think I blew up that KFC when I played Mercenaries on the Xbox…

I’ve tried frolicking. All those hairs get stuck in my teeth, though.

Anti-vaxxers, of course. Everyone thank the anti-vaxxers with both middle fingers!

Good, the kill-billies can take a ride on the electric chair.

Busta WOOF!

Is cyanide an option?

What, did ChatGPT find an algorithm that writes irresponsible “both sides are equally as bad” news articles faster and better than the New York Times? I can see why that’d rattle their cage. You know, the bird cage lined with copies of the New York Times.

I can’t wait for Commander Data’s Greatest Love Songs collection. He sings with such soullessness!

I wished for the bare minimum of decency, and Elon the Nazi sympathizer failed to deliver. If I wanted a social network full of right-wing nutjobs, I would have just signed up with Truth or Gab. Maybe you’d be more comfortable there, though.

The Twitter brand is so totally not the problem here.

You might be right. Original Xboxes still seem fairly cheap on ShopGoodwill, but I haven’t been pricing them elsewhere, given the fact that I already own one. (It’d be nice to get one of the earlier models that are easier to hard mod, though. I’ve got a 1.6 which is mod-resistant, but at least doesn’t have a leaky clock capacitor.)

Which Xbox, though? For a classic Xbox, that’s overpriced. For an Xbox 360, that’s about right. Get any higher than that and it gets a little sketchy. (Still a crappy thing to do to your kid regardless.)

That would be a line in the Adult Swim reboot of Johnny Bravo.

“Oh yes, Conan, that is great. FOR ME TO POOP ON!”

Sam Bankman-Jailed!

I could work with that.

What’s it called when you’re too DRUNK to give a shit?

“Bruce Lee” sounds like a pseudonym. Either that or the guy had a painful childhood.

Even the fox disapproves of that decision.

It’s worth asking, though… why do you have a fox? Is it one of those Russian domesticated foxes?