The Assman

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Only the good die young

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

There’s something about a bunch of dudes getting ready to kill a bunch of other dudes that just speaks to the soul

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

Put it in the ground

unintelligible polish chanting

That’s my homemade charcoal

Mine is gardening. Cheap to start, gives you exercise, and ultimately pays you in food.

I’m not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

Holy shit this exactly skeleton is right in front of me and I have been putting it in weird poses to annoy my wife and child

You be nicer

Oops! All Gay

+1

Worked for me multiple times

Suspicious number of people in this thread making excuses for dog foot smelling

saying the letter X doesn’t make either of the letter’s major phonetic sounds

Excuse me?