I too sometimes pee in my own face.

You have my sympathies my brother in Crisp

Spoken like a true entitled bad driver

Makes sense, the 90’s turned everything edgy.

I’m a fan of the third one, 2022’s “Piggy”

Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.

It’s more that they have weaker muscles so they come pretenderized.

90% of IT and software jobs are “I have common sense, know how to look up information, and my boss is intimidated by my work so they don’t question it.”

If we don’t party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?

“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”

Yeah, I realized my goof after I commented

Because he wasn’t fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

You’re right, but also remember to say it out loud.

Communication is so underrated but I guarantee most people would listen and be willing to accommodate you more if you just bring it up casually, instead of waiting until they discover it for themselves or until you blow up from being frustrated and underappreciated

Yes

Dick move other Barry