It’s been a long time since I’ve been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

Yes Babe, I am real man

Texagons are the worstagons.

Pretty bad that I see Krombopulos Michael as the morally superior party in this situation. The guy is providing expert service, doing something he loves, making a living. When compared to what the US does, that’s not so bad. KM probably kills fewer people, too.

Inbred cat.

I decided to think outside the box.

Just call me Giles.

A Big Mac is a cake?

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

A love story for the ages.

His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

Tim Allen is a Dick.

Highway interchange ahead?

Every heard of the word meme?

I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it’s too hard.

Bad Horse is watching you masturbate.

I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.