“Don’t rightly care if they do.”

Depends which website I’m on

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

No thanks, I’ve seen this black mirror episode.

It’s my hand, actually.

Little on the nose there

But he’s not American? Is this a woosh moment for me?