Covid 2 Cruise ship Boogaloo

I don’t actually use platforms like that. I left Instagram but it was like that.

Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

Pizza-like flatbread is not pizza. You can read all about it in the history section below. A taco isn’t a sandwich. A flatbread isn’t a pizza.

Pizza is Italian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

G’hyuck! You’re getting deported!

https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

Brother, uncertainty has been looming since November when that orange anal fistula with a piss-yellow sod hairpiece pursed his soggy, wet, night-crawler, dick wrappers and convinced the tail end of dying generation that brown people are causing Joe Biden to make gas expensive.

That’s like saying pizza isn’t Italian. Pizza Hut isn’t really Italian, but the roots are there. From the article:

JIANG: Salmon sushi started showing up all over Japan, especially at the cheap sushi restaurants, the ones with the conveyor belts. Bjorn realized salmon sushi had become a thing when a few years later, he was walking around Tokyo and he noticed the little plastic sushi replicas in the restaurant windows.

It may not have started that way, but it certainly is that way now.

Nah, dude. Those fucking stupid videos that you are sending me aren’t funny. Stop sending me that shit.

I’m going as the ghost of airlines past.

Goodbyes are free, but apologies cost $39 and are payable at the gate.

What an odd thing to say.

I only have OFFICIAL TRUMP Coin.

OH SNAP!!! Nice one. Can I see it?

Pay up then

Dude, I understand you are upset by my comments, but DMing me demanding that I send you pictures of my feet is inappropriate. Please stop unless you are willing to pay.

You can SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!