He was an excellent (arguably one of if not the best) race car driver in the American NASCAR series.

I don’t but I’ll give it a try. My problem is that it always clogs in the tip and tends to dry out as I only use it every so often.

Every single time. And forget about getting more than one use without cutting off a portion of the tip. That needle cap thing does nothing.

They will lie, deny, stonewall, and there will be no repercussions nor change.

Your understanding and articulation of the joke is correct.