I think my head would explode if that happened to me. I’d just start moving it back to the dairy for them while tutting very loud.

I just use the Google password generator. So far no duplicates!

Someone asks me what’s a good show or movie to watch

Me who has watched all of them: “I don’t know”

I think it only works if you say in Quenya while hopping on one leg.

Yes you should. I was washing mine because of all the fungicide they are coated in while growing, but then I learned from someone on reddit one day that it will clear the fruit fly eggs that are typically around the bud end. You should wash every fruit or vegetable you buy at the store first before eating.

It’s always getting into holes and hanging with the wrong bunch.

I will wash my banana when I get it home. It’s always crawling with pests. One day I will tire of this and then no more banana.

You could just wear a welder’s mask if you want the day to be night-y

Somewhere in Alabama under that same sky, siblings are in love 💕

According to Amazon Prime she wants Elrond bad but he dun wan it!

It’s nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

True neckbeards are born with it. It’s only the posers that get theirs by injecting PFAS into their balls.

That’s why I got mine removed. I’m far more flexible these days.

It was worse in the 80s. Everyone wanted to follow up Mañana. Who is this Mañana?

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Those who know the

I’ve been watching a japanese sword master on YT demonstrating moves. It’s very interesting how they decide when they pull it out which side of the curve they lead with, a choice they make in a split second, and the different attacks each method would have. Even European swords weren’t just sharp hammers, they had practical moves and defenses lost in the movies.

My people! I’m always asked if I’m a morning or night person and my answer is both.