I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

He only has 50 pounds of it, barely enough to get thru the week

Cunts like would kill everything in the ocean to make a dollar

Last week tonight did a great exposé on him: https://youtu.be/qW7CGTK-1vA?si=xwxi2Ixlnl9QRToS

Boromir would have watched the movies and not the extended versions.

That would explain the inspirational speeches he gives the troops. He’s a motivational speaker of sorts.

He’ll do well there, he’s got those horse fucking eyes just like Lee

Fools, disney started with killing Disney animation, then it came back, then they killed it again, back alive, dead, alive, dead and now it’s a day by day thing.

It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.

you know whats better than 2 swords… Hey Gimli! Let me see your ax.

With a smaller sign underneath it that says “Your fault” and the mailman walking towards you with an unexpected letter from the IRS in his hand…

One of my favorite college courses was entirely on tribal art. I had no idea on the diversity in mask design and materials within tribes of the same region. I still have the book from it, the symbolism of it all is so neat. These people were as creative as we are.

Stick a ladder under it with a “Free Firewood” sign.

1992 was over 35 years ago and before that 1987.

It is widely believed that a man’s ability to ejaculate was originally a defensive tactic. Prehistoric man would aim it at the predator’s eyes and blind them with their “furiosity”. Thanks to a lack of sex education, modern males frequently lose control and self-blindings are on a rise.

Yeah, its real common here in Michigan. We call it Vernors nose and you get it from the Vernors your mom gives you every time you get a sore throat.

Steve Jobs would sometimes show up looking like Greta Garbo in Mata Hari. In hindsight it’s easy to see the diverting vision between the 2 founders.

Little known fact: Woz would show up to work in the early days of Apple dressed like Bea Arthur.

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The ring wants who it wants. Frodo was just hotter get over it