Blackout

Everybody says his joker is the best

Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

I know! It’s saved in [DEFAULT FOLDER]

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn’t be able to stop me 😉

Bot farms are always early adopters

Toyota, we’ll love you even if your parents dont

You can just print your own forklift license online, that’s how I got started. They didn’t realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

It’s called Soylent Verde and the Maduro regime will never run out since the people are the enemy

Man I wish. All my work is CAD and rendering software. None of it works on Linux.

Do what I do and pull the power. Can’t risk M$ putting ads in my explorer

This sounds like a something Éowyn would think of. Smells better than her other candle, “living in a townhouse with Faramir”

He puts in 15 hours a day but I’m sure he’s paid well.
moola

That’s over 28 pounds of weapons per Gaza resident.

How could you do this to him? Does your job involve breaking the hearts of those that love you, cause you must be the best in the office. You monster! ˙◠˙

Most expensive reality show ever made.

Smoking has probably killed your sense of taste so I recommend eating lots of low calorie foods like leaves and fiberfill.

Moosie for president

Could you imagine the power of a sober Russia? It would be amazing. I once hung out with some Russians on the Chinese border, I had to quit drinking after a third of a fifth. They had 2 each, maybe more, was hard to function on that much vodka.