The only part I disagree with is stone/pounds for people’s weight. Although we use stone, I’ve never heard someone use pounds… Maybe if you’re in Weight Watchers or something, but otherwise it’d be rounded to the nearest half a stone (e.g. 9 and a half stone)

Sounds utterly weird, but I’m intrigued

Oh man, yes. Dream Scenario. It went so very awry when it became clear what it’s actually about.

Spotify knows you’re not REALLY listening to it

Personally I prefer to call myself “fattened”, like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It’s not my fault, it’s the mince pies’ fault!

Actually they misspelled ‘ware’, they’re talking about who the nation’s biggest hero is afraid of.

5G to the rescue (unless you’re my boss and then omg nothing is working???)

TBF if you’re young, so much software just comes through software managers or super easy installers. Steam + Windows store is probably enough for most people. Maybe? Idk, I have no idea what’s on the Windows store except Minecraft.

Best to euthanize, put all the other cats who have to listen to it rant out of their misery

Uh, sure, I suppose not. But you won’t last long after birth without some amount of stuff. Even if you go feral in the woods, you’ll need to eat. You need some way to keep warm. You can try to consume thoughtfully but you can’t just stop consuming.

If only it was that simple. We still have to eat, drink, clothe ourselves, get around…

Then who’s coming up with all the bits that I copy/paste off the internet? The regex dragon?

But they did live in Eden, we’ve got a bunch of those.

Very much depends what kind of programming you’re doing. Graphics uses shittons of maths. Data analysis/data science is maths/stats heavy. Other types less so!

yhwh looking suspiciously like an LLM

No, that’s also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.

Oooof. I feel like trying to figure out what’s wrong with some regex I didn’t write is much harder than writing it myself personally.

Yes I suppose that’s true.

Sure, if you live somewhere with parasitic worms you should take extra care. Still, you aren’t cleaning bacteria off anything with water.

This is not the gender euphoria I’m looking for