Boozilla

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on Lemmy. Well done.

There was at least one care bear on Lemmy saying ‘think of his family’, etc.

Nah, I will think about the families of the tens of thousands of private insurance victims instead.

Tight.

Love everything about it except for the Spez watermark

Making this about yourself is where you screwed up.

Yes, I think the most accurate version is Gollum accidentally destroyed it while stealing it from Frodo.

Go away, robut!

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Many times you can compact that stuff down with minimal effort. Just use the bag or whatever you’re throwing away so that you aren’t touching the other garbage with your hand.

GRRM was trolling all along.

It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn’t it.

Some call this Cunningham’s Law. It is remarkable how people will ignore a question, but trip over themselves to correct someone. Pedants are going to be pedantic (but may have a useful answer occasionally).

The developers where I work sometimes use this trick on our users. When they can’t get a response from the users on a request for design input or feedback on something (which happens a lot) the devs will sometimes release some piece of garbage looking thing, and then the users will very quickly put in support cases with the requested info telling them the missing stuff, etc.

Human nature is why we can’t have nice things.

I tried Zenni. What they sent me was not good. I’m not saying they are bad overall, this is only anecdotal evidence, but it was way off from what I needed.

I have a complicated prescription. I’ve tried the cheap glasses, no bueno.

Mine have a tiny little chip in the coating on the right lens, it’s so annoying. If I take it in for repairs it will cost an arm and a leg so I just live with it. I have a 2nd pair but I’m keeping them pristine for as long as I can before I give up on these.

“I want a DQ Blizzard!”

“We have ice cream at home.”

“But home is a bunch of shipping containers welded together.”

“Correct. And it’s wonderful.”

I’m not an expert by any means, but my understanding is there is a “tax accounting lobby” that works hard to prevent any measures to simplify it, because they would go out of business. Intuit and others.

Love the meme but JFC I wish they would just send us a simple invoice (or refund) every year. You know, the way adult nations do things.

“How long do you plan on cheating on your current employer?”

“Wait, is that you in Groucho glasses, boss?”

Automation also cuts down on mistakes.

Or greatly amplifies them if you coded it wrong.

Why did I read this in RFK jr’s voice.