Memes will never enshitify

So what represents the single aspect of the system that benefits from the enshitification for everything else?

“great job improving the accuracy of determining a precise meter! Now let’s get back to it and see if we can make it even more accurate!”

Damn that article just doesn’t give a slightest fuck about citing any sources

Mine plays it cool like that until I’m two or three steps away then falls to the floor, in agony of my departure I assume

“And remember this?”

Damn I forgot about my basic appliances

Yup and the “cool” ones who don’t engage will suddenly be engaged with it and paying attention

Thanks a lot, now I have to binge 80s movies

When the image appears on the screen, he says, “we didn’t want the blade runner future. Well, maybe that cool duster he’s wearing.” So anyone there would likely assume that the image is from Blade Runner. The intent of the image was Blade Runner.

In this same vein, I loved social distancing while standing in a line. Why do we have to cram in uncomfortably? It won’t make the line move faster.

It was just a scratch

A scratch? You fell for several minutes

I’ve had worse

You lie

I guess more people drop their phone in the toilet than want to expand their storage

Honestly, it mostly spread through conservative men’s channels. “That ANNOYING Sarah Silverman OWNED by right wing Norm! Also women aren’t as funny as men!” Because they never show beyond the end of that clip.

Even though the two worked great together and he pretty much worshipped her

They’re both funny as fuck

The video is typically titled “Aldrin punches conspiracy theorist” but it should include “Punches whiney, obnoxious, harassing moron” to help this guy find his place in history.

The cherry on top is that the court did not pursue assault charges citing that it was instigated. I read it as “deserved”

I’m sure the “proof of wealth” kinda went like:

Ah, so you can afford pants and shirt?

Well how about a fancier shirt?

Yes? Well how about a jaunty hat.

Yes? What about fancy shoe buckles?

Yes? How about stockings?

Yes? Well now I’ve got a wig beneath my jaunty hat.

That too? How about makeup and perfume then!

Maybe an unnecessary cane. A gold chain sticking out so you know I have a nice watch hidden away. My fanciest kerchief sticking out of my pocket. See how white?

Today, we just post our expensive possessions on social media so you don’t have to wear your proof.

I know my bar has dropped a lot, but he spoke for an hour and fielded questions. He was pretty damn coherent, and knew what the fuck he was talking about defending his foreign policy decisions, etc. it kinda sucks all of that is boiled down to he said the wrong name.

I want him to step aside for another candidate. His “bad debate night” was scary as fuck. But this article is ridiculous.

he spoke confidently on a range of complex issues from the tax code and trade policy to Russia and the Israel-Hamas war.

BUT…

I used to think nuance was needed for realism to help me believe it. But the real villains of the world are just pure absolute evil sick bastards that want to take everything for themselves just for the sake of it.

MAYBE there’s some nuance of needing to feel like winners or something. Live up to their father’s name. But I have zero pity for them. Fuck that narcissist rapist Donald Trump.

God this server is stupid as fuck

But the article is about Columbia University. A private institution. It is not a public university