BurgerBaron

My dishwasher’s rising steam blast is delayed longer than the hot air blast from my oven and I forget every time, leaning in too early.

OP, asking this on lemmy.ml is highly amusing. Think about the domain name you asked this on for a minute.

You can do that before cataracts. They’re called Implantable Collamer Lenses. I got ICL surgery* done because my astigmatism is so bad I can’t do laser.

Solid 9 for the next five days.

Explain how any of this is sus, you don’t need to be a programmer:

https://github.com/Aryanb1102/Redact-Reddit-Data-Deleter/blob/main/reddit_data_deleter.py

Okay but I know the UK has rodents. If I left my grond floor windows open we’d get mice inside.

Carlos!

Food is food. After a night shift I’m having dinner and will BBQ at 6 AM. I do get weird looks from neighbors, but that’s just fun.

I’ve always been pretty careful by nature, even as a child. There’s some close calls since I was outdoors a lot in the 90’s hanging out in the forests and river valley, but nothing really bad happened. So I only have one standout story aside from boring scrapes and knocks from that time.

I made it to twelve years of age before I stepped on a log at a survival camp heading back from canoeing in a pond with a lady friend I met at camp. The log turned out to be hollow and full of bees suddenly very angry with me. Got about ~20 stings on the leg that went through the log since I was wearing shorts. A few up my shirt as I fled screaming profanity.

They were on me instantly, but didn’t chase me very far thankfully. I don’t react to stings much so it wasn’t sore for very long. Or I don’t remember the pain well because I was still swooning from getting my first smooch on said pond canoe ride…which might explain why I stepped on said log without looking too close. I’m sure there would’ve been bees around it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯