Caffeinated_Sloth

First I reduced quality, next I reduced variety, then I reduced quantity. Not sure what to do now. As Jurgis from The Jungle would say, I guess “I will work harder.”

Amen brother. People who believe Left Behind “theology” will believe literally fucking anything.

THANK YOU. 19th century dispensationalist dumbass innovations are frickin annoying.

Tractor man, stupid dogs, horse people, fast truck, guy who waves, people across the way.

Yeah, I’m rural

I am poor in the US. My family is on Medicaid. Depending on household size, a family qualifies for Medicaid based on household income. Renewal is a pain in the ass. We always get denied initially, then have to fight for reinstatement. It’s scary. I have a kid that depends on medicine to stay alive. I’m working on growing my side business to pull us out of the poorhouse but it’s a dance. I have to time the growth to occur between renewal periods. I could grow enough to get kicked off Medicaid for good but not enough to afford private insurance. So I have to either stay poor or have phenomenal growth in a six-month period. If I fail, I could lose everything and my kid could die. Poverty: 0/5 stars.

He must have read the comments on a Babylon Bee post.

Thanks I couldn’t remember the title.

Great movie!

Hey look on the bright side: at least you still have two weenies to rub together.

Hands on hips, nose in the air: “I only speak with people who are calm.”

Too soon.

Don’t count the doctors before the apples hatch.

One 4 cups of cheese, got it.

I attend quite a few meetings where I don’t know what the hell is going on so I just look for opportunities to make jokes.

No, that’s not quite right. Your pitch is too good. Let yourself go a little flat and you’ll have it nailed.

Best team logo at the time too.

Things are difficult and the actions of this administration are causing unnecessary suffering to many people. However, the republic and the world survived 8 years of W Bush, a useful idiot for super-wealthy friends of his VP, disruptor of the global order, friend to Christian nationalists, stoker of anti-Islamic violence, warden of Guantanamo Bay prison, and wrecker of the economy. The parallels to our situation today are striking. Perhaps the US will survive again.

Except at mine there are a billion people in line and after you pay for your hot dog you have to wait in another line to pick it up even though the hot dogs are DIRECTLY BEHIND the person you just gave your money to. The cash wrap workflow was designed by a three-legged donkey. Actually that’s not fair to donkeys. Donkeys are great.

What if I like it? Is there something wrong with me?

Musk just wants to get to Mars. That’s all he cares about.