Alt text: “How could anyone consider themselves a well-rounded adult without a basic understanding of silicate geochemistry? Silicates are everywhere! It’s hard to throw a rock without throwing one!”

Damn. The timing on that was perfect

Andy Serkis does a wonderful job reading, but it’s still the driest thing I’ve ever listened to. Idk how I read this when I was in high school. It just puts me to sleep while I drive. I’m gonna try again after I get back into the groove listening to others read by him.

I hate your choice of font. Completely detracts from your comment.

AREN’T YOU A MAN?

Idk man. Saw that shit pulled up on my dad’s pc and I still can’t believe he’d watch that shit.

A taquito is sushi

Why the fuck is he missing an arm?

Hey y’all wanna go float The River this month?

Which one?

All of them.

How long’s that gonna take?

This month.

What was this from? It just makes me think of the brain bugs from Starship Troopers, but I know it’s not since they use a crazy straw.

A perfect example of something that should be tagged NSFW, but isn’t porn.

My ROFLCopter goes SOISOISOISOISOISOI

Ackshually…

Holy shit Jeph Jacques? Isn’t that the QC comics dude? I haven’t seen his stuff in years