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  • Case@unilem.orgtoMemes@lemmy.ml*Permanently Deleted*
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    1 year ago

    We keep the front mowed for the HOA.

    The backyard can grow until we worry about snakes affecting our pups.

    We have a front garden that gets no care outside HOA recommendations. It came with the house.

    Can’t wait until I can OWN a house, but the market (with all the influences upon it) isn’t there.

    I’m saving, and considering moving to another state, if that helps all the pedantic monsters our there.



  • Case@unilem.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlDoes cyber-bullying work ?
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    I having a gaming laptop. 13 inch Razer blase stealth.

    I bought it for the GPU and its compact size.

    Let’s me do some hash cracking while at work, though if its some serious work I’ll boot into Linux on my gaming rig and do it there, but I don’t like to tie it down when I could be playing games.

    As I get older and older I have less and leas free time.


  • Case@unilem.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlLet 'em COOK!
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    1 year ago

    Was that based on a more adult (but still young) reading level? The name sounds familiar and I grew up on RL Stine until I found the deluge of books set in the forgotten realms (Dungeons and Dragons setting, for clarity, not written by Stine)



  • Case@unilem.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlthe way it is
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    They probably recognized enough to tell it was a Germanic language, but knows no German.

    That would be a very common response in my area, but it was settled prominently by German immigrants.

    There’s a subtle awareness you get growing up around people who are very proud of their Germanic heritage, but not in a racist way like some would assume from the south.



  • They can do it in their free time, and even barter trade. But from sunup to sundown (or whatever labor scale they use to measure shifts) they are doing something materially useful. No contribution, no food that day. Should only take about 3 weeks to get rid of all the slackers (and I say that as a slacker myself) either they’ve gone back home, or they’ve starved to death.



  • Case@unilem.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlAverage redditor nowadays
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    I had some severe sleep issues and ended up abusing DPH, not for any recreational effects I just needed to sleep. 9 days without sleep is bad. Torture.

    I took 30 of those pink devils, just to sleep. I was that desparate.

    Still didn’t sleep, but I went out back for a smoke and there was a spider towering over the houses in the neighborhood. Didn’t think anything of it while on the meds, just went out front to smoke lol. Also I had some common visitors in the corners of my bed room, cloaked in shadows whispery chanting in a language I couldn’t understand, while the darkness and certain patterns began to warp around me. But at the time it wasn’t concerning. DPH is a deleriant, line jimson weed and some other plants - they differ from hallucinogens in some interesting ways. Erowid has always been a good source on various substances for those inclined to research.

    For those who may be concerned, I no longer take DPH much at all, last time was due to a new minor allergic reaction to something I haven’t been able to identify. Something was in that hookah tobacco my body didn’t like. Also, I’m sleeping better these days - in part due to having the right medical access, as well as rigorous sleep hygiene.


  • Case@unilem.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlI'd pick the person.
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    1 year ago

    Yes, its 110+ F here during the day… the attic… well a few years ago we had a guy out to service…

    He FELL down the attic ladder due to heat stroke. Its one of those almost straight ladders that fold into the ceiling.

    He was thankfully ok, and after some AC and water, was right as rain… I should say, he was a young guy in good health, and not only that a friend of a family member. We wanted to take care of him, first and foremost. If we thought medical attention was needed (and my own ass has had heat stroke, I know it) we would have called emergency services. We didn’t want to stick him with an ambulance bill (no insurance, private contractor) if he didn’t need it.

    But fuck, 1k roaches? You know what, I’ll board the animals, use it as an excuse to get a nice hotel room with the wife, see if we can both take PTO for the week off and take an unprompted vacay, while the exterminator does their business.

    That being said, 10 years ago, when I was much much poorer, with much more tenuous job stability… I’d take a knife up for the human in the attic, take the body to a family friend with a pig farm. Pigs make the best witnesses. They eat all the evidence, and can’t speak.


  • Case@unilem.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlToday we learnt...
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    I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.

    One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.