Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

Aided by an Excalibur-wielding Picard.

“I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?”

“Nuh uh.”

“Me neither. We never used the damn things.”

Drugs

Are

Really

Expensive

Thanks Obama…?

“You have my sword.”

“And my bow.”

“And my axe.”

“And MY VUVUZELLA.”

Good luck climbing the ice cliffs, dummy.

It’s The Picard Maneuver…! This is a safe space, Mon Ami!

🎵Hello Poe’s law, my old friend…🎶

Fucking thank you! I was furiously skimming to see if anyone knew! It’s totes obvs that the ice walls block the wind, duh doi.

I’m partial to three, m’self.

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

Skibirillion?

“Say no to non-euclidian spaces!”

That’s what’s up, Doc.

Saw that but then saw the original is old enough to vote, so i had to go old skool.

“We seek The One Ring!”

“No thanks, we already have one!”

But only after 🎵 Taking The Hobbies To Isrngard! 🎶

“Actually, let’s not go to Mordor. Tis a silly place.”

“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”