Even adding, “Reddit” after a search only brings up posts from 7 years ago.

Damn almost forgot about YIIK

The 400m beats the 800m any day of the week. The 800m is too long to sprint and should be abolished.

Eat a dick, MI6

The US is part of the world.

Pshh places that want to avoid hiring full time will gladly take your 39 hours.

That’s a really long password no wonder they forgot it.

Has he mentioned his app with monthly fees for background images?

I would shove both of these things in a blender for $7

More like clown time

I remember people on the Nintendo subreddit defending Joycon drift by saying you need to use vinyl gloves to avoid dirt.

Why would they offer a seat on a train with 8 open seats?

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS

Don’t worry teamsters we added 6 new ticket statuses so they can get auto-sorted straight to the abyss.

Well universe = earth = humans = currency = capitalism

Nah but my step-dad had a belt that made the Indiana Jones whip noise.

I remember the funeral home was closed so they just slid him under the door.

I think it hits slowly

Her husband also made a pledge to, “fight antisemitism” when asked about Israel’s crimes.

Him not getting with Arya was fine but reading it 12 years ago it felt like he pulled a Luke Skywalker.

“Thanks for the help, good luck cleaning up this mess”