I too enjoy going off my meds for the weekend.

And Dr Ruth. That lady was such a charming little horn dog.

“May you live in interesting times” generally isn’t said with good intentions; interesting can be bad.

Is that what you appreciate about me, Squirrely Dan?

I work from home using a work provided laptop. One day my partner at the time was working on setting up a Kali machine, and every time they connected to the network my work laptop would cease all network communication. Guess whatever security software/settings my work laptop had was made very nervous by a Kali machine on the same network.

Never underestimate the depths of my shame.

Rooted to the spot until it wakes up - don’t you dare disturb that baby.

If you’re so offended by “made up bullshit” maybe don’t hang out in a community dedicated to a fictional universe? Like, what the fuck was even the point of this comment other than to be a contrary dick? Did someone not get their morning hug?

And I’ll beeeeee there, yes I will! You got a friend!

Proton GE edition should get your games going. Works for me so far!

Time is measured in eagle caws (eagle shrieks?).

“Holy Hell, that’s hot!”

In Dante’s Inferno, there’s someone in Hell who is still alive - he was just such an evil shitbag that his soul already fell to hell and his mortal body is animated by demons while it’s still alive. Could be something similar.

There are no decent WiFi setups in college dorms.

The R in smart looked like an H at first. Was wondering if they made these in Maine.

Do you usually do them quickly? Try slowing down next time, and you’ll get through with less captchas.

Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.

Y’all… just… unhook the cable from the demarc…?

I never realized how versatile a program Adobe Reader is.

When it expires, bump every character up by one - A/a becomes B/b, 1 becomes 2, for symbols use the next one on the row.