Neither, since I’m a girl and everyone knows girls don’t poop.

9/10 ghosts recommend this house. The 1/10 said “boo”.

To be specific, the construction worker needs this many hearts to retrieve it: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

But not like this: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛💛💛

The great bulldozer should warn him about this first!

In Spanish the e’s are pronounced the same way, and the same applies for German! It’s only in English that the e’s are all pronounced differently! English is such a weird language, I love it but it’s things like this which are hilarious to me.

I am now going to casually refer to all caffeinated beverages as “elixirs of wakefulness”

Theme: Cherenkov radiation

Is the same way, but with the Pikmin series

This is one of the best years of my life but WHY IS IT GOING SO FAST TIME STOP fdshfjfasfafsaf

This makes me ponder how many unique Mario levels I’ve completed in my lifetime.

It’s so strange how meteorites always seem to land in craters

But what about round windows?

The Incredible Fella is my fave among the Revengers! I loved the part in Revengers: New Game where he saved an old lady’s Pomeranians from a bear! He really is an incredible fella!

Hi! I’m not the biggest fan of wasps, but I wouldn’t kill them. It’s best to get a cup or glass and a piece of paper or cardboard, then release them outside, so they can’t sting you, and are out of your way! I understand your disdain for them, but wasps are also valuable pollinators, so please don’t kill them!

I love bees! Sometimes I can’t help but gaze closely at them as they’re wedging themselves in the digitalis purpurea and working hard for their hive!

I feel personally attacked here

Her name was Kabosu and she died at the grand old age of 18! She must’ve had a very happy life. May she rest in peace 😇🐶

If I told you, then my password would be insecure. You see, that’s a sensitive case for them.

Whenever I feel that my passwords are insecure, I offer them a few encouraging words.