Gosh darnit CERN not again! You messed up the peas! The peeasss!!

“Piss on carpet” will now be my catchphrase whenever I leave a room.

Dr? Doctor.

Thirst? Unquenched.

Hotel? Trivago.

Milk should be poured before the cereal. I’ve always done this because pouring milk on top of the cereal gets the top wet and also kind of pushes the cereal down. I love crunchy cereal

This looks like it’d make a sick album cover

Silver!!

Oh my gosh what a cutie! Glad to see he’s doing well now too!

Okay, who overloaded Paint.net?

It’s like a South Park episode, except you couldn’t make this up. It’s beyond satire.

Sometimes I’ll just throw a baguette in the oven and bake it until it’s nice and crunchy and while it’s still hot I’ll break the top off and just start picking at it and eating it as a snack.

This person is enlightened. Bread is love, bread is life 🥖

Lawful evil here since I have a habit of writing down reminders for random things on a notepad file

Neither, since I’m a girl and everyone knows girls don’t poop.

9/10 ghosts recommend this house. The 1/10 said “boo”.

To be specific, the construction worker needs this many hearts to retrieve it: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

But not like this: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛💛💛

The great bulldozer should warn him about this first!

In Spanish the e’s are pronounced the same way, and the same applies for German! It’s only in English that the e’s are all pronounced differently! English is such a weird language, I love it but it’s things like this which are hilarious to me.

I am now going to casually refer to all caffeinated beverages as “elixirs of wakefulness”

Theme: Cherenkov radiation

Is the same way, but with the Pikmin series

This is one of the best years of my life but WHY IS IT GOING SO FAST TIME STOP fdshfjfasfafsaf

This makes me ponder how many unique Mario levels I’ve completed in my lifetime.