Disney will sue you if you say otherwise.

Is mad cow coming back?

Many tests have proven that Bing is the best search engine for porn. They know their target audience.

Depends who you ask, some would consider that age group to be the at the end of Gen X and some consider that the beginning of the millennial. So people in that age group can consider themselves members of both generations.

Windows just calls them dependants.

Something about would you feel safer being stalked by a creepy dude or being stalked by a bear in the woods. Both could equally kill you, just one is more likely than the other to actually kill you.

Parle vu English…

Most sane reply, lol.

IT person…

Uses chrome…

Both cannot be true friend, sorry. Your buddy is either a fake engineer or their main job isn’t IT.

If you really have friends in IT they haven’t used chrome or edge in a while, or their using the scripting bot for weekly progress reports to their boss, and they’re only using it for that…

There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.

If your seriously into Access you might be a SQL dev…

Didn’t his wife cheat on him or some shit and he’s in the middle of divorce right now?

When I first started applying for IT jobs back in the day I would see “Scrum Master” jobs get posted a lot and I would think to myself “why the fuck do they need to hire a rugby player” before I knew what a scrum master actually did.

When I moved into my last apartment the previous tenant either never changed his mailing address just let his subscription run out on the address. I subscribed to the Seattle Times after that subscription ended, it is truly a gem in the Emerald City.

I completely forgot Dave Chappelle is in that movie until recently.

And that one line is something like “fixed issue where the nuclear bombs don’t go off anymore”, no mention as to how or why that was even a problem or how they fixed it.

Better compression, password protected files, better speeds. So many features.

Our boy is over on 4chan right now posting about that again and everyone remembers and posting NYPA (not your personal army).

He stopped feeling pain because shock set in about 30 seconds into it, I could get more graphic but that’s about how long it took for his eyes to get to fucked up to close them.

Yeah, that dude went on 4chan asking some very specific questions, that’s how I recognized it.