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Is it just me or is that line incredible writing?

Like, can you think of a more Hobbit metaphor?

(Not to say the rest of the writing is bad, this one just stuck with me as Tolkien really got into Bilbos head)

One Ring has ADHD.

“I live in a world made of cardboard, except for Lois’ bones and ligaments.”

Bugs mean fresh and no pesticides!

BUGS GOOD!

It’s like finding soil on your tubers. It’s better to have to wash it off.

Why would you expect tap water to kill bacteria?

You’re washing bugs and dirt off.

I can think of no higher honour in this day and age.

Fixed rates are safer, for sure.

But during the pandemic, when rates went to near zero, I was very glad to be on a variable.

Mortgages can change repayments amounts as the central lending rate changes.

We’re in a squeeze in Canada right now because rates went up and a bunch of mortgages are up for renewal. (5-year fixed rate is standard here)

I’ll bet people said the same thing when Intellisense started suggesting lines completions.

And when errors were highlighted in the code rather than console output.

And when high-level languages started appearing.

Shootas Blood & Teef seems to be well regarded.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1324530/Warhammer_40000_Shootas_Blood__Teef/

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Hashmaps are just arrays with notions. Sets are just hashmaps with doormen.

Wery woughwy!!!

How is this a parody? It’s not poking fun at the original or pointing out its flaws.

Fucks up spider mites and the like real nice, tho.

War

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