Jesus Christ! No thanks! I can’t imagine improperly placing cabinet knobs on closet doors like that

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks

No, I suspect the mailman would be driving instead

And zero sidewalks… You may be lucky and have a gutter or shoulder to walk on, but mostly you’ll walk on the street itself.

If you do find sidewalks, either people will be using them for parking, let vegetation grow over them, or are so broken up that if you were to walk on them you would break your ankles.

This is my town, at least. I live close to work and could easily walk that, but the town doesn’t care about their sidewalks and it is a bit of a dangerous walk. So, I just drive.

I’m 1983 and I barely remember anything from the 80s aside from kindergarten

I guess you could say I was bootstrapped in the 80s and formed in the 90s

Did it go away and they brought it back? I haven’t been to Subway for a while.

I loved this skit! Also, it’s clear Heidi Gardner must have not seen them in costume until the live performance. She lost it and that would have happened to me too if I was in her shoes!

It’s a parody

Been jamin’