Nixon died in 1994, so there’s that.

i have parties

One gallon = 4.55 litres, if you were wondering whether your bladder might be able to hold it.

Gotta say, this meme is pretty relatable - I’m sure most of us have encountered kids whose entire answer to every problem is “communism”.

Constitution says you have to be born in the USA to be Captain America.

i think the stick makes YOU a better driver.

It doesn’t make me a better driver, it’s a continual distraction. I recently switched from a manual to an automatic car and I now have far more available headspace to pay attention to the world around me.

You’ve obviously never seen me fumbling through my changes and stalling on every corner.