The people who benefit from division, confusion, and inability to determine information from misinformation. Aka, the rich and powerful.

Honestly, more people should be.

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I like how this implies that Groundskeeper Willie uses Linux.

The US is funding Israel to be their minion in the Middle East. A lot like China and North Korea, now that I think about it. Israel has a bit more autonomy than North Korea, though.

Thanks, Martin, you fucking greedy imbecile.

I mean, the infrastructure has been actively falling apart for years, people can’t afford the fuel to get to work, half of the country is actively trying to sabotage the rest of it…

My money’s on 2050, at the latest.

Man, 1993 was my year.

I was born in ‘94.

“What are those things coming out of her nose?”

“Spaceballs!”

“Oh, shit. There goes the planet,”

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.

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Well, world domination can come after we do, yeah?

Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.

Yeah, cause if you think of it… it’s a goddamn mine, and an old one at that. Things are going to crash and clatter around if you leave it for a while. That noise is something to check out, sure, but nothing to get worked up over. Just send Gurj out to make sure it didn’t fall on anyone when he finishes with his manflesh steak.

Now, someone hollering in the language of one of your hated enemies? That’s something to call at least a scouting party out for. Especially when it comes immediately after the aforementioned clanging around, because that could easily be an invading force.