it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

something something Ai powered something

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

vacation? that would crazy.

I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?

For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.

You forgot about…

🦅🎇🇺🇸FREEDOM DAY🇺🇸🎇🦅

if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin

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Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!

also, both stripped somehow?

Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.

and that is why my lower back is crab meat

AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.

There is a hole where your soul should be, you liar. I bet you never pee in the shower too? again, you liar.