Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.

Their recommendations are always a bit shit anyway, so I’m not too bothered about this on a personal level.

That would be hilarious! Even better if it redirected to a Lemmy instance.

Reminds me of a quote from Suits, something along the lines of “I’m not blackmailing you, I’m extorting you.”

The miniseries on Twitter’s collapse is going to be epic.