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This is clearly just shaming hair loss.

More like c/actuallyinfuriating.

Sounds like OP is cheaping out on pillows.

Someone’s starting to find out about etymology.

Cookies are not inherently bad. How do you think identity and access management (logging into websites, etc) work?

1. This is bizarrely off-topic.

2. That is not how “loli” is pronounced–it’s short for “Lolita”, with a long “O” sound.

Sweet is not inherently better than savory. Some of us think it’s worse.

Almost no modern “memes” are actually memes anymore.

Great name! That’s not Corporal Radar, is it?

My clumber spaniel likes to be the little spoon when she’s groggy in the morning. It’s the best.

I absolutely love this movie, but it makes me too sad.

Okay, someone who has never made soup stock and then soup with it before.

Also, make me a chowder that takes that little attention, or a bisque.

I think it might be from The Skeleton Key.

Spoken like someone who has never made soup.

Because there is no variety in foods and how they are prepared.

In hours and minutes?

Well sure, we just don’t like to point out that they’re really basically kiwi baby eggs. It’s distasteful.

I always thought they were so much smaller than this.

I’ll always remember the first time I went to Chipotle. I guess it must have still been a regional thing at the time because I had never heard of it or been to one, so I wasn’t familiar with how it worked. Someone I had just started dating brought me there.

There was a small menu on the wall in the area where you wait in line. It listed things like chicken burrito, bean burrito, etc, along with ingredients for each of those. So I thought, “Alright. Bean burrito sounds good.”

It’s my turn to order. I asked for the bean burrito. They stare at me and I stare at them.

“No, but what do you want on it?”

-“All the things for the bean burrito.”

“I need to know what you want on it.”

-“What? Just the regular. It’s on the sign there.”

I have returned to Chipotle only once because that same person I was dating at the time wanted to go. I didn’t want to deal with the burrito process, so I just ordered rice.

They didn’t specify that there was cilantro in the rice back then. I’ve got that cilantro equals soap gene.

I have never returned to a Chipotle.

Thank you for reading my mundane story.

lol, cheap

There are some places where no restaurants are cheap. The taco carts are cheap. But if you want to sit down… Uh uh.