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Fueling our cars with tacos would indeed be a lot cheaper than gasoline, but unfortunately the emissions from low Taco-Bell-grade fuel would accelerate global warming

Tonight. YOU.

As I rounded the corner I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef.

Fuckin, way she goes

There was a VHS passed around my high school, cleverly disguised with both the sleeve and sticker for the comedy classic “Airplane!” but was in fact Jenny McCarthys Playboy video. There’s enough in that previous sentence to sufficiently approximate my age haha

As long as you’re interviewing remotely, yes absolutely just a little dram to take the edge off of your nerves can do wonders.