Windows 3.1 FTW

Got em

The concept album is Slim Shady is trying to get Eminem cancelled. The album is filled with typical Slim Shady comments and jokes from the older years (modernized) that are now considered too offensive. Now, (I’ve heard) Gen Z and others who are listening to this stuff for the first time are getting confused and upset thinking he’s a terrible person.

But, all the fans who wanted this got exactly what they wanted and seem to be genuinely happy with the album. It’s those who are shocked at the lyrics that are upset. Anyone who’s been a fan for long enough knows it’s just for jokes.

So the joke is, Eminem gave fans what they asked for and then some of the younger people are thinking it’s too offensive and are now upset.

Considering I know that Jesus asked his followers to give up earthly possessions to join him, I don’t trust those con artists pretending to be God on earth. God wouldn’t favor people doing the opposite of what he sent his son down to preach.

Holy shit are you my boss because that exact conversation happened to me last year!

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I remember when some friends had unlimited inbound calls. I’d get texts to say call me so they wouldn’t have to pay for minutes lol